Devious Journal Entry

Finding out that the song I heard that I found ridiculous, but still fun, catchy and likable that has been stuck in my head for days was actually performed by Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber is like finding out that you were switched at birth and that rough, goregous, silver-haired, muscular, "Sons of Anarchy"- lookin' daddy bear who gave you one of the best one night stands of your life while you were away on Spring Break years ago was actually your biological grandfather. #veronicalodge